Marketing-wise, this is fucking lucky and clever. Let’s start this ranking with the Egg, who, sadly, has always lived in the shadow of his brother, fabric london, which closed recently….and opened again a few days ago. We picked out for you the 10 most Insane Clubs in Europe, and believe us this was as teeth grinding as it is for a mother of five to pick her two favorite children.

From London to Ibiza, through Berlin, Paris or Barcelona, Xceed staffers spent 2016 on the front lines of clubbing, and we’ve got this list below to prove it.